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.**, ,**.* * * *. .* "*,,*"Pass Dis HEART 2 All ur... .**, ,**.* * * *. .* "*,,*"Pass Dis HEART 2 All ur FRNDS & Also 2 ME.If 5 C.... More

1day u vl b surprisd 2 c me bside u.U&me laughing,... 1day u vl b surprisd 2 c me bside u.U&me laughing,crying,dreaming.U&me hold.... More

5 Lovable wds-''I m alone w/o u'' 4 pleasnt wds-''... 5 Lovable wds-''I m alone w/o u'' 4 pleasnt wds-''I care 4 u'' 3 swt wds-'I.... More

A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai? Santa rep... A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi.... More

• A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai? Santa... • A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta .... More

• A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. S... • A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn't turns .... More

• An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet. En... • An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good even.... More

• At a football match ground. Santa: Ye log ball... • At a football match ground. Santa: Ye log ball nu foot kyun maar rahe n.... More

• Banta asked Santa: Why Manmohan Singh goes for... • Banta asked Santa: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?
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• Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut ... • Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi u.... More

• Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey Bandar ne p... • Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?More

• Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, pad... • Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha.
San.... More

• Banta was driving down the highway past a sign... • Banta was driving down the highway past a sign that said, "Clean Toilet.... More

• Banta: J tu dasde ki is bag vich ki hai tan sa... • Banta: J tu dasde ki is bag vich ki hai tan sare ande tere, j tu dasde .... More

• Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye? ... • Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Santa: Birla cement.... More

• Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communicati... • Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Santa: Telepho.... More

• Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho? San... • Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver.... More

• Banta: What's the difference between an oral t... • Banta: What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal t.... More

• Banta: Why is the Police nicknamed "The heart ... • Banta: Why is the Police nicknamed "The heart of the country"?
S.... More

• Dress code 4 a party - BLACK TIES ONLY. Banta... • Dress code 4 a party - BLACK TIES ONLY.
Banta goes for the party.... More

• Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai. Santa: H... • Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Na.... More

• Jeeto: I didn't know you smoked. When did you ... • Jeeto: I didn't know you smoked. When did you start?
Preeto: Tha.... More

• Jeeto: If I die what'll you do? Santa: I may ... • Jeeto: If I die what'll you do?
Santa: I may also die.
Je.... More

• Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ... • Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the ot.... More

• Jeeto: Why do Farts stink? Santa: So that Dea... • Jeeto: Why do Farts stink?
Santa: So that Deaf people can enjoy .... More

• Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to bu... • Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he.... More

• Nurse came out with the newborn kid, Santa rus... • Nurse came out with the newborn kid, Santa rushed 2 her & after seeing .... More

• Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye. ... • Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye.
Santa: Meri wife ko.... More

• Once Professor Santa asked a plumber to come t... • Once Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college. You know w.... More

• Pappu while filling up a form: What should I w... • Pappu while filling up a form: What should I write against mother tongu.... More

• Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what shou... • Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother.... More

• Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu ko... • Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehl.... More

• Preeto 2 maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason 2 suspect... • Preeto 2 maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason 2 suspect that Banta is having an .... More

• Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye... • Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the.
Banta: Kya b.... More

• Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "... • Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "
A: Santa bola, "P.... More

• Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in... • Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?
A: He is .... More

• Q: Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto ... • Q: Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut? A: Because .... More

• Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the w... • Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wante.... More

• Q: Why Santa is standing below the Tube light ... • Q: Why Santa is standing below the Tube light with an open mouth.
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• Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the doo... • Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?
A: Because it w.... More

• Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you kn... • Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I brea.... More

• Santa and Jeeto were on an African Safari when... • Santa and Jeeto were on an African Safari when a lion sprang out of now.... More

• Santa Banta zid kar rahe c monkey dekhan di...... • Santa Banta zid kar rahe c monkey dekhan di... so tuhade ghar da addres.... More

• Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call... • Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who r u? .... More

• Santa falls in luv with a nurse... After much ... • Santa falls in luv with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writ.... More

• Santa found answer to the most difficult quest... • Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes firs.... More

• Santa found answer to the most difficult quest... • Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes firs.... More

• Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped - paude t... • Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped - paude thay, Santa naukar ko bola.... More

• Santa saw a beautiful gal... he went and smooc... • Santa saw a beautiful gal... he went and smooched her.
Gal - Wha.... More

• Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on t... • Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
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• Santa suffering from constipation, sitting on ... • Santa suffering from constipation, sitting on toilet seat: Ooonh, oooon.... More

• Santa waitin at bus stop in UK along with 3 wo... • Santa waitin at bus stop in UK along with 3 women.
When bus arri.... More

• Santa walks into a library & says, "Can I have... • Santa walks into a library & says, "Can I have a burger and coke?" Libr.... More

• Santa was caught for speeding and went before ... • Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The jud.... More

• Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who w... • Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the.... More

• Santa went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop... • Santa went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop owner gave him the flag..... More

• Santa went to battery shop n asked to change b... • Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
The shopke.... More

• Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving ... • Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?.... More

• Santa: I'm a proud father. My son is in medica... • Santa: I'm a proud father. My son is in medical college.
Banta: .... More

• Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiy... • Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan pap.... More

• Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He o... • Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage.... More

• Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad do... • Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!
Banta: Oh! That.... More

• Santa: Sir hun meri salary wada diyo, mera vya... • Santa: Sir hun meri salary wada diyo, mera vyah ho gaye hai.
Bos.... More

• Santa: Why Americans stop printing stamps with... • Santa: Why Americans stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson.... More

• Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena ... • Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan?
Ban.... More

• Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sen... • Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of.More

• Teacher: Pappu, TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA" shloka ... • Teacher: Pappu, TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA" shloka ka kya arth hai?
P.... More

• Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a... • Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu.... More

• Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a... • Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu.... More

• What's Ford? Santa: Gaadi. What's Oxford? S... • What's Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
What's Oxford?
Santa: S.... More

Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnew... Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha.
Santa g.... More

Barsaat ki raatEk bhigi ladkiBhiga badanBhigi zulf... Barsaat ki raatEk bhigi ladkiBhiga badanBhigi zulfeBhige hont Usse nazre mi.... More

Bhai badal gaya hai zamana, nahi nahaye to kya sha... Bhai badal gaya hai zamana, nahi nahaye to kya sharmana, ab to hai apke paa.... More

Chai se niklte hue dhue me hme unki tasvir nazr at... Chai se niklte hue dhue me hme unki tasvir nazr ati he,Chai se niklte hue d.... More

Chand ka bed,taron ki rajaai,Pariyon ke sapne aur ... Chand ka bed,taron ki rajaai,Pariyon ke sapne aur phoolo ka takiya,chalo ch.... More

Defination of a Girlfriend-Jo har baat par tok tok... Defination of a Girlfriend-Jo har baat par tok tok kar tumhari har aadat ba.... More

din me chain nahi... raat ko neend nahi... ji na l... din me chain nahi... raat ko neend nahi... ji na lage kahi... ai khuda kya .... More

Ek KhawabEk KhayalEk Hakikat ho tum.Dosti mein pad... Ek KhawabEk KhayalEk Hakikat ho tum.Dosti mein padne wali har zarurat ho tu.... More

Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai. Santa: Hai. ... Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin .... More

Girl in boutique 2 salesman,"How much 4 this dress... Girl in boutique 2 salesman,"How much 4 this dress?"Naughty S/man"10 kisses.... More

Girl:Raj i m not beautiful & sweet & rich like Kin... Girl:Raj i m not beautiful & sweet & rich like Kinu; but i really love U..!.... More

Graham Bell foundTelephoneEdison found ElectricBul... Graham Bell foundTelephoneEdison found ElectricBulb..Maconi found Radio...C.... More

Har swal ka datkar samna karna,phekne me kmi na ch... Har swal ka datkar samna karna,phekne me kmi na chhodna,jarurat pde to aage.... More

Hey buddy, get ready my marriage is fixed...Its af... Hey buddy, get ready my marriage is fixed...Its after 75 days ;-)Surprisd? .... More

Itna achcha kaise hans lete ho..!Itna achcha kaise... Itna achcha kaise hans lete ho..!Itna achcha kaise bol lete ho..!Itna achha.... More

Jaane kya hoga BHARAT ka.!padhe likhe hone k baad ... Jaane kya hoga BHARAT ka.!padhe likhe hone k baad bhi aadhe log anguthe ka .... More

Koi dost aisa banaya jaye, jiske aasuo ko palko me... Koi dost aisa banaya jaye, jiske aasuo ko palko mein chupaya jaaye, rahe us.... More

M.B.B.S Dr.Munna starts private practice. He check... M.B.B.S Dr.Munna starts private practice. He checked first patient's eyes, .... More

Man goes 2 Ram mandir n says''Meri biwi is lost pl... Man goes 2 Ram mandir n says''Meri biwi is lost plz help me...''Ram says ''.... More

Manzil ki taraf badhte jao,jo dil kahe usi raah ko... Manzil ki taraf badhte jao,jo dil kahe usi raah ko chuno,pichhe walo ko aag.... More

Mumkin nahi shayad kisi ko samaj pana , samjhe bin... Mumkin nahi shayad kisi ko samaj pana , samjhe bina kisi se kya dil lagana,.... More

Paji:Oy murge di tang kithe gai. Waitor:Paji murga... Paji:Oy murge di tang kithe gai. Waitor:Paji murga langda tha."AUR DIL" Paj.... More

Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I... Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother More

Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the... Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the.
Banta: Kya batao.... More

Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? " A:... Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "
A: Santa bola, "Pehle.... More

Repeat dis MANTRA in front of temple for 30 days &... Repeat dis MANTRA in front of temple for 30 days & U wil become rich.It rea.... More

Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use p... Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons. 1day a pigeon
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Santa falls in luv with a nurse... After much thin... Santa falls in luv with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally
.... More

Santa was caught for speeding and went before the ... Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge:.... More

Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for ... Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?
More

Santa: Mere pitaji bade bahadur si, ik din sher de... Santa: Mere pitaji bade bahadur si, ik din sher de pinjre vich ghus
.... More

Tohar ankh moti samaan,tohar daat moti samaan,toha... Tohar ankh moti samaan,tohar daat moti samaan,tohar naak moti samaan,tohar .... More

U kno y GOD created gaps b/w fingers?...so that so... U kno y GOD created gaps b/w fingers?...so that someday d 1 made 4 u comes .... More

When cloud breaksRain fallsWhen coconut breaks,Wat... When cloud breaksRain fallsWhen coconut breaks,Water fallsWhen love breaks,.... More

Wo mud mud k hame dekh rhe the or ham une,wo mud m... Wo mud mud k hame dekh rhe the or ham une,wo mud mud k hame dekh rhe the or.... More

__- ¤ -_ ,:*"*;, / '*; ¥,*;__)(__ Har subah leka... __- ¤ -_ ,:*"*;, / '*; ¥,*;__)(__ Har subah lekar aati hai ek naya paigam.... More

__- ¤ -_ ,:*"*;, / '*; ¥,*;__)(__ Har subah leka... __- ¤ -_ ,:*"*;, / '*; ¥,*;__)(__ Har subah lekar aati hai ek naya paigam.... More